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RACIST:
Really
Angry
Cause
I
Suck
Tits
Guy 1: Dude, I'm really racist right now..
Guy 2: no shit, which one is it now? The Jew? The Asian?
Guy 1: No, I'm really angry cause I suck tits. Racist.
by I'm RACIST right now November 29, 2010
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something a black person CANNOT BE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.
white kid1: i dare you to scream nigger.
white kid2: NIGGAAAAAAA!!!!!!
black kid: man you fucking honkey. say that word one more time so i can beat your ass you racist cracker.
white kid2:oh and your not racist for calling me a honkey and a cracker?
black kid: no i was just getting back at you.



BULLLSHIT!
by White man of black descent October 13, 2008
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People use this term to get ahead in life.

White people can NOT use it or they are racist.

Any other ethnic group can use it, although not all choose to.

94% of the time Caucasians are the racists in question.

Racists are looked down on.

This term is over used.

A REAL RACIST IS SOMEONE WHO LOOKS DOWN ON ANOTHER BECAUSE OF SKIN COLOR/RACE.

If you are a white, wealthy, concervative, you are racist.
I am a racist.
I am a racist because I am white.
My mom's a racist because she told a black peer of mine who was bullying me to stop telling me that she was going to break me in half.
My dad's a racist because he hired the white man instead of the black man, even though the white man had more credentials.
My parents are racist because they voted for McCain.
I am a racist because I would rather be called 'Caucasian' instead of 'White'.
I am a racist because I called a kid black.
I am a racist because even though my best friend is African American I said I though Obama was dumb.
I'm a racist because I live in a nice house.
I'm a racist because I go to private school.
I'm a racist because even though my GPA was higher than the black kid, I got into Harvard and they didn't.
I'm a racist because I feel like the odd-girl out at public school because the school is only 5 % white.
I'm a racist for liking Abercrombie.
I'm a fucking racist, okay!?
by rockstarrrgirlie March 12, 2009
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Delila Shippe, the current Merczateers Forces Advisor.
Daffee Vita: "Delila is a dirty American racist"
by Smooth Jazz December 28, 2009
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Racists are hypocrites at their worst. They think that rejecting other people will make them feel superior to others. Also, they think that the people they are picking on will not beat the living hell out of them. In fact they will.

Whatever you are, white, black, Hispanic, Asian, etc., and then someone picks at you, you have four choices:

1. Call the police.

-or-
2. Beat the livin' hell outta them.
-or-
3. Kick them and punch them and verbally abuse them as much as they did to you.
-or-
4. JUST BEAT THE LIVIN' HELL OUTTA THEM!!! >:-D
1: John Doe: Hitler is such a racist.

2:

-MrAnonymous: *punches racist who picks on him* SO, YOU WANT THAT, STUPID RACIST?!!

-RacistGuyWhoIs GettingBeatUp: *continues to pick on MrAnonymous*

-MrAnonymous *kicks him then steps on him* I SWEAR I WILL KICK YOU EVEN HARDER YOUR FRICKIN RACIST ANCESTORS WILL SHUDDER IN PAIN!

-RacistGuyWhoIs GettingBeatUp: *shudders* k, I'll stop. *slowly limps away from MrAnonymous*
by AlessaGillespie June 26, 2009
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Someone who hates people of a different racial group, also known as the entire African-American population.
I tried to give that racist black man a job, but then he called me a cracker and stole my car.
by Big Sass July 10, 2008
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One who races.
examples: Running, race cars, dirt bike, etc.
by Travis Dean September 16, 2008
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