To masturbate before your spouse gets home.

1. An act of racing against time or a deadline to establish how fast a certain goal can be covered or done.

2. A form of competition in which an athlete races against the clock to establish how fast he or she can cover a given distance.

NOTE: This is also the same thing as Time Trial.

An old, delapidated worn out car or less commonly, van.
It will usually have been around the clock and will be rusty and clapped out.
Good examples of bangers are old reps cars which have been to Mars and back.
Most Private Hire Taxis are bangers and they are also used to race around dirt tracks for fun.

An absolute funk/punk masterpiece presented to us by the red hot chili peppers. Riddled with awesome trumpeting ,its makes one so happy just to hear them deep grooves coming out the speakers. Produced by the 'epic mythological profilic genius' himseld Dr Funkinstein, George Clinton, this record remains a definitive and substantial musical statement, and from the words of Flea it falls into the category 'Too funky for white radio, too punk rockin for black.'

Any sports-oriented motorcycle modified with the intent of reducing weigh and increasing performance and improving handling. The term originally emerged in 1960s Britain to define the stripped and modified motorcycles ridden by the counter-culture 'Rockers', who would ride these 'café racers' along predetermined routes at high speed against the clock. Legend has it that a song would be played on the café jukebox, and the rider would have to complete the route and return before the end of the song. Many did not return at all. Original cafe racers of the Rocker era were largely based on Triumphs, BSAs, Velocettes, Nortons, Vincents, Moto-Guzzis and Ducatis - or amalgamations of multiple bikes, like Tritons and Norvins.

A café racer can also be a true-grit sport bike rider who rides hard and fast on the street. As defined by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson:
"A thoroughbred Cafe Racer will ride all night through a fog storm in freeway traffic to put himself into what somebody told him was the ugliest and tightest decreasing-radius turn since Genghis Khan invented the corkscrew.

Cafe Racing is mainly a matter of taste. It is an atavistic mentality, a peculiar mix of low style, high speed, pure dumbness, and overweening commitment to the Cafe Life and all its dangerous pleasures... I am a Cafe Racer myself, on some days - and it is one of my finest addictions." (Excerpt from "Song of the Sausage Creature")

n. A woman's pussy so wet with cum that it better resembles a water slide at Six Flags than a vagina.

(The term is based on the Winter Olympic sport "luge" in which a racing sled - for one or two people - is ridden with the rider or riders lying supine. In this competition event the sleds race against a clock.)

n. Half Gallon Challenge or Half Gal Chal; an event where small group of passionate individuals dedicated to finishing a half gallon of liquor do so in a timely manner. Team members take shots, one after another, until the handle is empty.

Half Gallon Challenges can consist of a team racing the clock to set a PR or multiple teams racing against each other.

Common group sizes range from 5-8 people (6-10 shots per person) and average times usually land in the 5-7 minute range. However, it is rumored that some teams have recorded times as low as 2:30.

Any liquor will do, but a common beverage of choice is a spiced rum. Its nectar like qualities allow for barrage of shots in a small amount of time without causing severe illness among participants. Braver souls have been known to attempt harsher liquors, including tequilas, whiskeys and gins.




v. to participate in a Half Gal Chal