A gorgeous, yet loathsome girl, usually one who resides in Oregon. She is the envy of all females and the fantasy of all males. However she is a wretched and treacherous whore who must not be trusted for she is a nimf. Her hobbies include munting and producing jaggers of extreme size. Synonyms: See Nympho, Nimf
Did you see rachel the other day? Yes her beauty was intoxicating but what a filthy pirate hooker!!
by Scrotey McDickinAss September 06, 2011
Crazy girl that won't leave a guy alone even after she breaks their heart. After their lies and completely destroying the guy emotionally they continue to drag them down with false patronization, telling them they're great guys, and guilty friendship, to "make them feel better."
Look, there's Rachel. I heard she dumped John because he wasn't good enough and now she won't leave the poor kid alone and he's all depressed and emotional.
by johnnyhorsecock236 May 18, 2011
Former Date Guru, now a Life Sage.
I went to the Rachel yesterday, and she told me that I would probably have better luck with women if I lied about the aids.
by The Young Disciple October 20, 2010
A desperate girl who is always picking up recently dumped guys, who end up hurting her when thet go back to their ex girlfriends or husbands. She is the rebounder who is so clingy and like herpes, Or a stalker you will never get rid of her. She is also known as a home wrecker. Has no morals and no tits. Everyone knows a Rachel.
Dude 1: see that girl she's doing it again, that homewrecker, stalking that guy?

Dude 2: yeah I think it's a Rachel better stay away from her. Once you get her you got her for life!
by Angel's cold September 29, 2011
a ginger.
I'm best friends with a Rachel.
by Bridget:]]]]]]]]]]] May 18, 2009
A self hearted, 2-faced bitch. Most likely thinks she's super pretty but is really an ugly fuck head. She thinks she has an amazing fashion sense, but really just looks like cheap white trash. She may appear nice at first, but on the inside is a truly hideous person. She may also be a try hard and a wanna be. No one likes a rachel, especially with her excuses. She's a fake, and backs everything up with the same sob story. Bitch.
Look at the self centered asshole go...she must be a rachel.
by merrrrreeeeeeee March 06, 2012
Rachel of the McDonell variety. She is the best friend a girl and gay guy could ask for. Great fashion sense, awesome at art, and owner of the cutest dog.
Is a hater of the music on the Beauty and the Beast main menu on the dvd. She was saved by one Jessica Newman.
Is not currently in ownership of a Tron suit or a Identification Disk/Frizbee.
Rachel has a very good taste in music and is very influential of others taste in music.

Some might refer to her as "Harry Potter" as she has a "scar" on her forhead just like Harry. She also has similar glasses that are pink and equal in awesomeness.
Jess: Hey Tristan, isn't Rachel awesome?
Tristan: Yeah, she is. She is the best friend I could ask for!
Jess: I know right!
by some one anonymous. November 22, 2009

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