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Usually a fat animal who is a bitch and makes weird sound
Don't be a Rachel
by Laiieopw May 30, 2016

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A monster with long green snake hair, also known as Medusa.
The Rachel attacked us with her snake hair.
by Batgirl2001 March 11, 2015

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Rachel is an average. She's average weight, average height, average smartness, and average looking. She has one of the two most common hair colors, blond or brown and has one of the two most common eye colors, blue or brown. She isn't the brightest bulb in the shed but she's a terrific friend. She'll never gossip about her friends and always stands up for them. Rachels are cool.
Person: "Rachel stood up for me against her other friends. Rachel is my best friend forever."
by SuperInsaneSoul March 09, 2014

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A 22 year old virgin who still lives with her mom. Hobbies include posting selfies, colouring, bedazzling cell phone cases, and professing her undying love for other girls boyfriends. Once in her grasp, she'll force your boy to watch her play super Mario for hours on end, until he passes out from sheer boredom, or locks himself in her bathroom to send you picks of his D.
Beware of the "bff" Rachel...she'll steal your boy, bore him to death, and leave you to clean up his "mess" every night on his way home from her moms house. She's more of an inconvenience than a obstacle.
by Dreamspin February 06, 2015

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A total perverted pedophile that is super awesome and is a great friend. She loves to play pranks on unsuspecting victims and messing with her family, especially. Very lovable and caring. Will help you even in the worst of times and will try her best to make you happy. And lastly, she has HUGE BOOBS!!!
Yeah, you fucking rock, Rachel.
by Dafuq is a pseudonym? December 09, 2013

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Country slang for a girl who is "Ratchet" usually used to define a girl who looks like an angel on the outside but is a fiend in bed... ancient lore describes of a few types of rachels some would use their voice to lure sailors to their deaths while others used extreme beauty to get what they wanted from a man which was ultimately sex
She is such a rachel, my parents love her, and so does my bed.
by pimp master T November 13, 2013

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Probably the weirdest/craziest girl you will ever meet. She just blurts out random things at random times. If you looked up psycho in the dictionary you'd probably see her name and a big picture of her with black lipstick on. She seems completely normal when you first meet her, but when you really get to know her shes the furthest thing from normal. Shes a sexy little flapjack.
Person 1: Hey did you see Rachel the other day?
Person2: What?! That animal has a name?!
by Humphree March 22, 2012

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