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A hyperactive ditzy ass TV host that has conned thousand of novice cooking wives to believe they can prepared a gourmet meal in 30 minutes. Husband: "Damn Boo I am hungry I could eat a horse. Whats for dinner?"
Wife: "I am making Beet Risotto with Roasted Asparagus and Ricotta Salata its a recipe I found in the Rachel Ray 30 minute cookbook. Husband:(On his cell phone in bathroom) "Hello Dominos any specials today?" Wife: "Baby your going love this !!" Husband: "Godamn Rachel Ray" |
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| 2. | Rachel Ray | ||
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A TV cook turned talkshow host who coined the phrase YUM-O, DILISH and EVOO (extra virgin olive oil), and persuades you into believing you can prepare a scrumptous meal in less than 30-minutes. She has some bizarre fettish with the word DATE(s), as in the romance type, when preparing meals. I have no love life whatsoever, so why the heck would I care about having a date with any stupid woman?? She has a ditzy, talkative personality, a scratchy voice and big birth hips. Rachel Ray needs to trim down the enthusiasm. Her joy makes me sick.
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a women with training bra titties and child bearing hips. has not right to show people how to cook. p.s. yum-o watch 30 minute meals with rachel ray
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A chef who serves meatballs and other meals half-cooked just to prove she can do it in 30 minutes. She is so fuckin hot though husband: This beef is fuckin raw? rachel ray made it?
guy: you check this bitch out, she might be even sexier than rachel ray. guy2: nigga please!!!!!111!!11 |
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