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"Rachael Ray" is a slang term describing a woman with artificial, unabashed perkiness, an annoying voice and disproportionate physical attributes that, though unattractive in and of themselves, combine with the other factors in an unholy fashion to evoke the desire to bang her brains out anyway.

Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".
1) "Dude, I saw you out with that snotty bitch from work last night."

"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."

2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."

"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."
by Mr. Staypuf November 17, 2009
 
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A dumb bitch.
Billy: Who's that dumb bitch?

Janet: Oh, you mean that crazy skank on the boob tube that's slathering herself in E.V.O.O. and acting like a imbecile?

Billy: Yeah.

Janet: That's Rachael Ray.

Billy: Oh.
by Pissant Fuckwad April 23, 2010
 
9.
Food Network's leading cock tease.
Rachael Ray is such a fucking cock tease.
by Whitneym September 23, 2006
 
10.
Famous cook on The Food Network who is one of the prettiest and skinniest cooks on the network.
"That Rachel Ray chick is getting fat!"

"Rachael Ray makes some devine meals bitch! You would be fat too if you could cook like that!"
by Deftones Est1988 December 15, 2006