submarine races 

"Watching the submarine races" is a euphamism for making out (and more) in a car. It's the kind of thing a cop would say to be funny when he knocks on the fogged-up window of your chevy parked in back of the safeway to ask what you're doing there at 1am, as if he doesn't know damn well.

Cop: Hey, what're you kids doing in there? Watching the submarine races?
People in car: Gak! Where are my pants?

submarine races by creaternity April 28, 2006

Oreo Races 

A naked sprint during which participants must race a predetermined distance with an oreo stuffed between their ass cheeks. Loser of the race has to eat the oreo afterwards.

I lost my dignity last night when we had to do the Oreo Races down the street.

Oreo Races by kg339 November 20, 2011

Off to the races 

Going somewhere exciting

"We are going off to the races tonight."

Off to the races by yupitscharlotte April 5, 2016

Crab races 

A weekly sporting event hosted by local celebrity Kris Littler. Hermit crabs with numbers on their shell are picked by the bar patrons and given names, example: Crabracadabra, Iona Trailer, Amanda Beunder. The crabs are then put under a bowl in the center of a specially built crab racing table that is Peta approved. 10 qualifying races are held, each heat winner gets a prize and then all 10 winners have one final races for a grand prize.

Come to Trafik to see the Crab Races with Kris.

Crab races by C.C.R.A. Columbus Crab Racing April 29, 2010

off to the races 

Going somewhere exciting

"We're off to the races tonight."

off to the races by yupitscharlotte April 5, 2016

Foo Races

A game consisting of various odd puzzles in a quest to be "the ultimate foo". Created for the popular and Godly Jazz Jackrabbit 2 game.

Not applicable.

Foo Races by Trafton September 11, 2003

shopping cart races 

An event created summer of 2009, and held in Anchorage, Alaska on a random Thursday night, where teams of "girlfriends" enjoy a scavenger hunt throughout downtown, stopping at the local bars and misc places along the way. Each team must have a theme, and dress up as well as decorate their shopping cart accordingly. They must also have a digital camera to document their tasks and a check off list for the bartenders at each stop to initial after the specified drink has been drunk. We do not encourage stealing shopping carts and will take full responsibility for such actions once we're arrested, because there's a good chance it'll happen.

B: "what is all this talk about shopping cart races and how did i get involved?"
K: "your girlfriend agreed to it without your knowledge, now you're stuck. It'll be fun, shopping carts, decorations, booze... and possibly an arrest"
B:"i knew if i hung out with people with tattoos and piercings, this would happen..."

shopping cart races by theGETSOMEgirlsofAK May 13, 2009