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13.
Someone who likes to hop in and go through bins to find food scraps and other waste items. They have beady eyes which glow in the dark.
Friend 1 - "Briggatoni is such a raccoon. I caught him raiding my bin last night. He took off with some Emu Export cans"

Friend 2 - "At least he didn't steal your doormat"
by smash*star February 27, 2011
 
1.
The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"
Hey, look at that ultra cute raccoon!
by Zach February 16, 2004
 
2.
A girl who puts on way too much eye makeup and therefore looks like a racoon. Also she exists only to make worse the lives of all around her by being extremely annoying and sucking at life. Also has the word coon in it, i dont know why tho.
Randee : "Hey guys pay attentions to me! I look like a raccoon!"
Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"
by daverba September 15, 2006
 
3.
A person that wears black eyeliner frequently
Person 1- Omfg shes a raccoon
Person 2- STFU
by Joel Bossy December 06, 2006
 
4.
When you're having sex with a girl doggy style, you flip her over right as you come, punch her in the eyes real quick, knock over her trashcan and jump out the window.
Friend: Did you see that girl with the two black eyes?

Other friend: Yeah, that was me, I gave her a raccoon last night after the party.
by rockgeek December 10, 2009
 
5.
NATURE'S NINJA!
Red: OMG, a raccoon.
Raccoon: Konichiwa.
Red: NATURE'S NINJA!
by MixiM August 17, 2011
 
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a girl who wears so much eye make up that she looks like a raccoon
raccoon
by fyslova October 21, 2010
 
7.
A Small woodland creature... opposable thumbs... very cute :)
Also, a raccoon is the only animal with a bone in it's boner.
by Cliet May 09, 2006