A person of extreme annoyance whose sole purpose is to make one want to jump off of a bridge. Can be associated with the feelings one gets from having their garbage knocked over and strewn across the front lawn. Also, someone who will steal your food and scurry away then the lights come on.
Irina "Wow I'm starving. I think the rest of my pasta is still in.... o wtf!!"

John "It must have been Randee, that damn raccoon"
by John Tallia May 19, 2007
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The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"
Hey, look at that ultra cute raccoon!
by Zach February 16, 2004
A girl who puts on way too much eye makeup and therefore looks like a racoon. Also she exists only to make worse the lives of all around her by being extremely annoying and sucking at life. Also has the word coon in it, i dont know why tho.
Randee : "Hey guys pay attentions to me! I look like a raccoon!"
Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"
by daverba September 15, 2006
A person that wears black eyeliner frequently
Person 1- Omfg shes a raccoon
Person 2- STFU
by Joel Bossy December 06, 2006
When you're having sex with a girl doggy style, you flip her over right as you come, punch her in the eyes real quick, knock over her trashcan and jump out the window.
Friend: Did you see that girl with the two black eyes?

Other friend: Yeah, that was me, I gave her a raccoon last night after the party.
by rockgeek December 10, 2009
NATURE'S NINJA!
Red: OMG, a raccoon.
Raccoon: Konichiwa.
Red: NATURE'S NINJA!
by MixiM August 17, 2011
a girl who wears so much eye make up that she looks like a raccoon
raccoon
by fyslova October 21, 2010
A Small woodland creature... opposable thumbs... very cute :)
Also, a raccoon is the only animal with a bone in it's boner.
by Cliet May 09, 2006

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