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2.
To ejaculate into someone's anal cavity. The subject then defacates the semen into your mouth.
She gave me the rabid squirrel last night in exchange for the rusty trombone.
by shaggy October 26, 2003
 
1.
a excuse so that you dont get in trouble
Evan: *makes pencil hit the ceiling, making a loud noise*

Spanish Teacher: What was that?!?!?!?

Evan: Ooo, you just missed it, a rabid squirrel flew in, hit the ceiling and then left.
by hjfoytjro0gkfpg November 27, 2006
 
3.
Ironically, also the content of a dream of mine as a young child.
Get that f***ing rabid squirrel away from me!!!!
by Ocin24 January 04, 2005