rabbittard 

A person who is entirely preoccupied with rabbits and their behavior.

My rabbittard sister recently said, “I’ve been noticing that our parents are primarily crepuscular and we all have quite a salad habit so I’m starting to seriously wonder about our genetic background.”

rabbittard by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020

rabbit ears 

old school television antena.

Yo, you don't got cable TV? Why you still bugging with the rabbit ears?

rabbit ears by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Rabbitarian

A person who only eats rabbit. Ex. "Chicken? No, thanks-- I'm Rabbitarian!"

Chicken? No, thanks-- I'm Rabbitarian!

Rabbitarian by John E. Sunshine May 19, 2018

rabbiter 

When the guy doesn't manage to go the distance and you need to get the rabbit vibrator out to finish the job.

Fem 1: Is John good in bed?
Fem 2: No he is a complete rabbiter job.

or
Fem 1: Was he chatting you up?
Fem 2: Yes but he looks like a rabbiter.

Meaning that one has to get sexual satisfaction from a vibrator.

rabbiter by johnsx November 13, 2006

Rabbit Ears Being Lazy 

A phrase of exasperation. When you've tried to talk sense into someone, but it hasn't worked. When advice you've given is taken in completely the wrong way. Conversely, it is now also used as someone not caring about heeding another's advice or anything that makes sense. Started as an auto-correct fail.

I told Katie that John cheated on her, but she refused to believe it and is now mad at me. Rabbit ears being lazy, you know?

We told Jack to follow his heart. We didn't think it would lead to a spontaneous trip to Thailand, and a week in a Bangkok jail. Oh well. Rabbit ears being lazy.

Then Maury goes, "You are not the father." And I was like, "Rabbit ears being lazy now, bitch."

Rabbit Ears Being Lazy by TreeBaby September 22, 2013

rabbit ears 

when having sex the woman lies on her back and puts her legs up on the mans shoulders as he is pumping her,giving him "rabbit ears"

Gina likes rabbit ears for deep sex

rabbit ears by skippy128 June 12, 2005

rabbit ears 

1. the external antenna on old television sets

2. very acute hearing

Those rabbit ears are a bit worn.

rabbit ears by The Return of Light Joker June 11, 2008