a dude who wants to pee in ur food. if you ever see him in real life and you have ur son or daughter with you grab them and run away because r. kelly will mistake them for a port-o-potty
r.kelly has plenty of doo doo butter for everybody
A demonic pedophile in power who humiliates little girls on video tape, and shows it to all his boys, but is stupid enough to incriminate himself and look at the camera, so the FBI can take him down while Karma and Nemisis tear him into pieces.
"hey little girl......wanna be in my next video? I can help enhance your singing career....."
an unexperienced blackjack player at your table causing the entire table to lose by consistently hits and busts when the dealer has a 2-6 upcard.
Man, it was going real good till R.Kelly showed up.
Damn he's hittin' more 14's and 15's than R.Kelly.
the king of R&B who is often used in uncreative jokes about peeing on underage girls by douches that read "people" magazine. he has more talent than usher and trey songz combined, and is one of the most underrated artists of all time.
R. Kelly runs R&B.
A very talented singer that needs to check ID's before giving into temptation.
should have checked the ages of the girls he fucked on tape, but they were old enough to know right from wrong and knew better then to let someone degrate them no matter who the fuck it was!
Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the Closet."
1. That guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.
1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.
VERB - to urinate
Where's your restroom? I really need to take an R. Kelly.
To pee on someone or something
1 "It's so cold. I'm takin this blanket in the bathroom with me."
2 "Alright, but don't R. Kelly it!"