| 1. | R. Lee Ermey | ||
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He was at one time really in the military. But since he left he has been in numerous movies and t.v shows. In fact if you turn on your t.v you'll probably see him. Dude turn on the t.v I hear theres a show on that does not have R. Lee Ermey on. THATS AMAZING!!!!
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| 2. | R. Lee Ermey | ||
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He was a real Drill Sargent in the Marines. That is how he played the part so well. Imagine how he treated the little pukes in the real world. Oh the things that he didnt show in the movie. Sucks to be them. Full Metal Jacket, best movie of all time! R. Lee Ermey is a real life bad ass
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| 3. | R. Lee Ermey | ||
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The baddest motherfucker to ever roam the land. More epic than Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris thought he was the shit until R. Lee Ermey opened a can of whoop-ass on him.
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The actor who carried out the role of quite possibly the coolest film character of all time, Gunnery Sargeant Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket." At the drop of a dime, he could gouge your eyes out and proceed to skullfuck you. Loves the Marine Corps and his country, but can't stand subordinates who are "fucking comedians" or doughboy privates like Vincent D'Onofrio's "Gomer Pyle." For the record, never let the man find a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, for he'll have no reservations in ripping your balls off so that you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.
Ermey has also appeared in films like "Saving Silverman" and "Willard," and hosts his own show on the History Channel entitled "Mail Call." Lives under the assumption the piles of feces can only be stacked as high as 5'8 inches. Rumors that Ermey had once been romantically involved with one Mary Jane Rottencrotch are, as of this moment, still unknown to be factual. "You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!"
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| 5. | Short Timers | ||
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Book by Gustav Hasford describing his experiences in the Vietnam War.
Later made into a movie by Stanley Kubrick, Full Metal Jacket, starring Matthew Modine, R. Lee Ermey and others. The Short Timers is the book that the movie Full Metal Jacket is based on.
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| 6. | Animal Mother | ||
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The baddest, kick ass Marine in Full Metal Jacket. Played by Adam Baldwin, his character's motivation and enthusiasm for our beloved corps was second only to that of senior drill instructor Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. "Well ... like, like you see, you know, it's a major city, so we have to assault with, uh ... tanks. So, they send us in first squad ...to make sure that there are no little Vietnamese waiting with, like, B-40 rockets that blow the tanks away. So we clear it out and we roll the tanks in and ... basically, blow the place to hell."
"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang." Animal Mother: "I'm going first." Eightball: "Hey, now back off, white bread. Don't get between a dog and his meat." Animal Mother: "All fucking niggers must fucking hang." "Let's go get some payback." "Hey, asshole ... Cowboy's wasted. You're fresh out of friends. I'm running this squad ..." |
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| 7. | arthur bryant's | ||
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Arthur Bryant's is the best BBQ restaurant in the world bar none. The main location is northeast of the corner of 18th and Brooklyn in Kansas City, Missouri. It was jazz saxophonist Charlie "Bird" Parker's favorite restaurant.
Among the list of celebrities, who cite Bryant's as the best BBQ in America: John Kerry; Steven Speilburg; Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter; Danny Glover; R. Lee Ermey; James Spader; Sally Field; etc. I just chartered a private jet from Los Angeles, because I wanted to fly to Kansas City and get some Arthur Bryant's BBQ. It's the best BBQ on earth.
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