quimbledon final 

A competition between two men over one woman. Sometimes involves a dance/rap/badinage off.

Out in your local nightclub Guy A (Roddick) vs. Guy B (Tiger Tim)

A service constitutes initial approach to said clunge.

Return shows recognition of competition.

Badinage ensues and competitors rack up points employing such phrases as 'am goinna ride her ass like Zorro.'

15 is rewarded by a minge rub.
30 " " titty flash.
40 " " kiss.
Deuce " " 3 way kiss.
Advantage " " nipple lick.
Game " " oral.
Set " " penitration.
Match " " anal invasion.

Ejaculation with exclamation ' I am the quimbledon final champion'

quimbledon final by jojolechic June 9, 2009

quimbledon 

something that is extremely tight.

"you got a new car? thats quimbledon
right there."

quimbledon by Gunchrote September 9, 2006

quimbeldon 

A sport in which no one cares what the score is they just want to watch the babes jiggle!

wimbeldon, more like quimbeldon with babes like that running around.

quimbeldon by Barry Hennett May 13, 2008

wimbeldon 

a nother name for the male genital, penis

Dude! You have niggatitis on your wimbeldon!

wimbeldon by the hit man January 13, 2008

Pulling a Wimbeldon 

Pulling off an upset, being the ultimate underdog. Just like the Football club AFC Wimbeldon.

He's Pulling a Wimbeldon

Pulling a Wimbeldon by Philaunion June 12, 2017