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4. qwest
A sexually transmitted desease, also known as the phone company.
"I gave qwest to my neighbor"
1. qwest
To be swindled or cheated out of something, usually money. To not get what you paid for.

Originates from the mega-evil corporation Qwest who does this to every one of their customers.
"Wow... I just got qwested by that taxi driver."

"Qwest you, buddy!"
by Brendan Jul 7, 2004 add a video
2. Qwest
A telco that prides itself on mysterious 'how did that get there?' charges.
There is no 'you' in Qwest.
by Brisk Jun 5, 2004 add a video
3. qwest
A piece of shit phone company that gives the crappiest DSL ever!!! They also have "hidden" charges that appear out of nowhere in your phone bill. They call 200k DSL....wut a bunch of fucktards.
I can't play CS cuz Qwest sux dick.
by Mar-Mar Aug 14, 2004 add a video
5. Qwest
v. To Enron a DIA customer.
My company has an OC3 dedicated internet connection but it got Qwested just yesterday.
by lol3434 May 3, 2003 add a video
6. Qwest
v. See above.
I need more bandwidth because my equipment between two legs wants to Qwest.
by akakakaka May 3, 2003 add a video
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