Like dis guy called Mophead Mohummad said in the Koran that he was da next messenger after Jesus Christ, and that the angel Gabriel gave him a tour of heaven where he met Jesus, Noah and everybody else. Man that's fucked up and called stealing from The Bible!

Man mophead Mohummad even says in the Koran that the messenger said it was alright to take the bible and perfect it for Jews and Christians. Shit dude lol!

So anyway Mohummad is the guy that told all arabs to stop dancing around a pagan rock and worship one God like the Jews and Christians lol I mean com'on lol If the Jews and Christians are doing it, it has to be kewl!

Man if anyone has one look at the Koran and The Bible, they can clearly see The Koran is a plagiarised version of The Bible, and although a lot of it has been changed by Mohammad, anyone can see that having sex in heaven with 77 virgins is evil LOL

Origins of The Koran can clearly be seen in The Bible, especially since The Bible came before the koran LOL

And if you talk to any Muslim they have been taught that if u dominate someone or try to confuse someone, u gain the upper hand of convincing them. Man that is so no not right!

So if i stand there and scream at you, and make threats at you and tell u that the moon is square, then eventually u will agree. How fucked up is that??? lol

The Muslims said that the koran has not been changed. But how can something change when it has been stolen? lol Can you change a lie?

Sited: The Torah and the Koran Rit Nosotro

There are many holy books that religions are based on. Based on the Koran is the religion of Islam. Both Christianity and Judaism are based on the Torah. The Koran was written after the Torah, in the late 7th century, while much of the Torah was written at least 3,000 years ago. Both religions are based in Middle Eastern culture, but in different time periods. The Torah is written in third person, and the Koran is written from allegedly the point of God, who refers to Himself as “We.”

Koran means recitation.
It often seems unordered and disjointed to most hisorians and professionals.

As a mixture of Arabian paganism, Zoroastrianism, Jewish Mysticism, and Apocryphal Christian writings, the Koran contradicts itself several times. For instance, it says that Moses was at the time of Noah. It says that Mary, the mother of Jesus, was the sister of Aaron. Aaron did have a sister named Mary, or Miriam, but she was not the mother of Jesus.

Descriptions are contradictory in how Mohammed was called to be a prophet. It says that Mohammed was called by God, that he was called by the Holy Spirit, that he was called by angels, and that Gabriel called him. In some places Muslims are called to love ‘people of the book’, Christians and Jews, and in other places called to kill them.

The story of the Exodus from Egypt is a different story with the same plot. Haman is mentioned as a sidekick of Pharaoh. Haman is not mentioned in the Torah; he is in the book of Esther. In the Koran, it is Pharaoh’s wife who draws Moses from the river. In the Torah it is Pharaoh’s daughter. The next dissimilarity (in the Koran) is when Moses comes across two men fighting, one of Moses’ religion, and the other, his enemy’s religion. Moses kills the foe. In the Torah, the Egyptian was beating the Hebrew slave when Moses kills the Egyptian. The next inconsistency is that when Moses flees to Midian. The Koran says that two women were watering their flock, while the Torah says there were seven women. According to the Koran, Jethro tells him that he can marry one of his daughters if he works for him for eight years. In the Torah, it simply says in Exodus 2:21, “Moses agreed to stay with the man, who gave his daughter Zipporah to Moses in marriage.” The idea of eight years sounds somewhat like what Jacob did for Rachel in the Torah.

The Torah and the Koran have many similarities, but are almost totally different. They both are based on Middle Eastern cultures. But Torah is based on Monotheism, and Koran is a semi-monotheistic book. Although they involve some of the main characters, they are viewed differently. In the Koran the men who were prophets were portrayed as knowing with full knowledge what they were doing. They trusted in God knowing that in the end everything would go their way. In the Torah, the men God chose to carry out his will were sinful doubters. They trusted God, but trusted themselves more. Yet even through all that God used them.

Qur'an is one and only a ripp off of The Bible and The Bible is protected by the true and only God.

The Koran was written in the late 7th centure as The Bible was written 3,000 years ago lol Ummm... Who is stealing? lol Bible written 3,000 ago and The Koran written practically yesterday in comparison. lol

Islam people of thieves.
by wisemansaid August 24, 2006
The Qur'an is the last revealed word of God and the basic source of Islamic teachings and laws. The Quran deals with the basics of creed, morality, history of humanity, worship, knowledge, wisdom, God-man relationship, and human relationships in all aspects. Comprehensive teachings on which can be built sound systems of social justice, economics, politics, legislation, jurisprudence, law and international relations, are important contents of the Qur'an.
Qur'an 39:23{God has sent down the best statement, a Book (this Qur'an), its parts resembling each other in goodness and truth, oft-repeated. The skins of those who fear their Lord shiver from it (when they recite it or hear it). Then their skin and their heart soften to the remembrance of God. That is the guidance of God.}
by BioEng1 November 23, 2006
The Qur'an is the Last and Complete Book Allah Soubhana wa T'ala sent on earth for our guidance in life. Qur'an came after the torah and the bible because these two first books were for the acknowledgement of Allah. In other words, to recognize Him and to worship only Him. Through following the Qur'an, we can live a perfect life without any problems or whatsoever and we can also avoid confusion in our life. Basically, Allah sent the Qur'an through the prophet Muhammad peace be upon him to show us the true meaning or goals of our life. The reason why we are living. If you think about it, you'll understand everything about your life and like many others you’ll also REconvert to Islam. Be the way, did you know the EVERYDAY at least 10 people Reconvert (what i mean by REconvert is that you are born Muslim but your parents give you some other religion) to Islam.

Forgive me my borthers is there is any mistake in my definition
The Qur'an is the Holy book sent by Allah.
by tabarnak February 15, 2007
The last Holy Book sent down by God onto the last prophet, Muhammed (PBUH). The other books sent down by God were the Torah (Moses) and the Bible (Jesus).
Christian: The qur'an copies the bible and torah!!
Muslim: Well duh, all the holy books were sent down by the same God!! So it would make sense to have several common beliefs and messages in the qur'an. Its like comparing a 7th edition biology book with a 6th edition biology book both published by the same company!!
by bebbebahly April 22, 2008
the book of guidance,

Qur'an understands evryone and evryone understands it.
by muslim July 12, 2006
Authored by Prophet Mohammed (pbuh), the most moral human in history and speaking on behalf of the one true God, Allah.

The holy book has also been called by non-believers as 'The Satanic Verses' or 'The Book of Hate' - which is slanderous and puzzling, because the holy book actually advocates non-violence, world peace and absolute respect for cultural diversity.

Teaches anti-terrorism without qualification. Theological basis for the world's only Religion of Peace.
The qur'an at 8:12 says: "I will instill terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers: smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off them."
by Truthteller2 October 28, 2006
Quran did not come from the Bible--if you're Christian then I'm sorry to say some things about your religion like the trinity or Jesus being God and dying for your sins is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. And if the quran was copied off the bible--why is the bible being changed all the time--funny how the more "accurate" your confused and scholars make the "Holy Bible" the more it resembles the Quran. Go and learn why more of you confused Christians are converting to Islam at a faster rate than ever before. Learn why this religion is the fastest growing in the world. And if you want to talk about obscenities--take a look at the Bible which is full of obscenities--Noah lying druk and naked, daugters having sex with their father, son doing his mother, whores copulatng with men with penises like horses and etc. Go and read your corrupted full of bible--o wait, do you want me to specify which version? yea that might help--a lot.
Qur'an is one and only unlike the bible and is protected by God.
by thetruth78 August 18, 2006

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