1. The fusion between a blizzard and earthquake.
2. A wizard who is extremely talented ant quidditch.
3. The nerd in the back of the corner of the class thats a wiz at quizzes.
1a.This winter in Oklahoma, there were 3 quizzards reported.
1b.Did Mother Nature just had a queef?
2. Harry Potter is such a Quizzard.
3. Damnit! I sat in the wrong spot! The fucking Quizzard would sit in the back of the class today. FML