Oh Shit...Katie just quirted!
Did you hear that chick quirt in the bathroom. That bitch tried to hide it but she quirted about twelve times!

Caleb looked more pale than usual as he hung up his micro-mini lime green Motorola cell phone.
"Ding-dong, what's wrong, bitch?" Caleb's effeminate lover Delmonico lisped, "Is Christina Agulara retiring?"
Caleb removed his perfectly moisturized hands from the knees of his 80% linen, 20% polyester Armani City slacks
and stared at his cherished come-dumpster.
"It's my sister, Dakota," Caleb minced, "she's gone into labor prematurely - we, like, have to drive over
to see her!"
"Oh my god, Caleb, she lives in Rockford," Delmonico pouted,
his firm ass accentuated in the moonlight by a pair of acid-stressed Express bootcut jeans,
"they eat fags like us for breakfast in that shithole."
Caleb gazed at his boyfriend while picking at the underside of a tooth with his fingernail;
a habit developed during the same period that a pre-pubescent Caleb ruined any hope of having
straight incisors by sucking (or gumming) dick concurrent with the development of his "adult teeth".
"Delmonico, we need to support her. When I came out to the family she called me a satan-fellating
shit-chomper, but at least she didn't try to beat me with my grandfather's crucifix while my mother
drunkenly wept over her Yahtzee board," Caleb said as he unwrapped a watermelon flavored popsicle,
"besides, once she's done breeding we can stop by that IKEA in Schaumburg and replace the bedside
table that's all covered with shit and come."
"I'm sold," Delmonico yelped,"the smell of that ...

While swimming in the pool, James became excited and quirted violently.

"Man, I pulled out and she just kept quirting!!"
"EWW, thats fucked up and gross dump her dude."
"Shut the fuck up, i hear you quirt when you take a piss all the time"

Did bob just quirt? Eww! Yeah i can smell it.