mispronunciation of the word "quench"
This drink will quench my thirst.
Literally, a quarter-inch. Something small and insignificant or dull and unimportant.
Barack Obama, not to mention every President after Andrew Jackson, is a mere quinch, owned and operated by The First Sphere of Influence.
One quinch is roughly equivalent to six earthly inches. The term was created to determine measurable snowfalls.
The number of August fogs will equal the number of snowfalls exceeding one quinch in the winter.
Quinch, or Quinching, is when a female is about to Quiff (fart out of her vagina) but pinches it, or stops it, from coming out by contracting her vaginal cavity with such intense force an actual diamond could be made by sticking a piece of coal into it mid quinch. Also usually met with an intense or ridiculous facial expression
Shawn: DIANE! Did you see Amy's face?! She def just quinched.
Diane: What the christ is quinch?
Shawn: You knowwwww...when you fart out of your vagina and the you stop it from coming out...?
Diane: Fuck you