1. quimper ( n ): a whiny noise made by the vagina. closely related to the minge burp. sounds like a fridge door opening but squeekier.

2. quimper ( n ): a piece of clothing so badly knitted it looks like it was made by a blind person with no hands.

1. i was going down on her when suddenly she quimpered in my face.

2. shit, that top nan made for me for xmas is a proper quimper
by JoeStBlaBlaBla March 19, 2006
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1. Noun; City in Brittany, France
2. Verb; Involuntary response of a vagina in anticipation of an enjoyable sexual congress. Pormanteau of "quim" and "whimper"
Ooh Margorie, I tell you what, Harold called me from the office to suggest we go to bed straight after University Challenge tonight. My heart went all a-flutter and my muff had a little quimper
by bighairyotter March 12, 2023
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