Noun 1. A profession in which you suck all of the air and gas out of dead bodies, so they do not fart or burp during family visiting hours or during the memorial.
They called the Quimby in before they prepared the body for the open casket viewing.
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A Quimby is someone who is a total twat. No matter how much of a gimp / loser the Quimby in question is, they will always think they are a cut above. A Quimby is someone who holds their coffee mug with both hands in a cradle like fashion in a way you would on freezing cold day in order to warm your hands. However, the Quimby holds his / her mug like this all the fucking time even in the midst of summer when every other cunt is sweating their tits off.

A Quimby will not engage in full group conversation and will adopt a too cool for school attitude in such a situation, especially if the rest of the participants are having a laugh and joke.
A Quimby is a miserable twat who likes to hang around by themselves as they perceive themselves to be better than everyone else.
A Quimby jogs to work but refuses to have a shower so everyone else has to put up with his / her stinking attitude as well as stinking armpits.
A Quimby is someone who is quiet around normal folk, but as soon as his / her boss is on the scene goes on a full on charm offensive which usually results in the Quimby and the boss been alone together in the end and a full on rimming session will them commence.
A Quimby is someone you wanna bitch slap everytime they speak.
Fred:'I caught Quimby earlier with his tongue lapping round the gaffers brown eye.'
Jim: ' the pricks always doing it man.'
by A Northern Soul September 13, 2013

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Perverted older man, who sneaks around the neighborhood sniffing and licking bicycle seats.
Damn, creepy ole man Jenkins is a straight up Quimby!!!
by fsufan July 26, 2013

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An underwater fart.
He cut a quimby in the pool with me and it reeked when the bubbles broke the surface.
by Boston Word Maven January 24, 2012

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Ok, gross, you don't use quimby like that, way to defile a perfectly cool sounding word... What quimby really means, is, well, simply put, a cool word you can use for anything and everything, for example...
My favorite word is quimby... Or... Ha, he's so quimby, the way he wanders around so aimlessly, girl to girl, asking for numbers... Or... That sandwitch sure was quimby, i especially liked the way the lettuce was layered with the mayo, giving a romantic-esq- feel to the construction, it greatly increased the pleasure i recieved in consuming that sandwitch.

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(O.)From early 15th Century England. Farmers had problems with Quimbies.
1.A person who sucks farts out of a dead chickens ass.
That there quimby just stole my chicken.
by Jfletche April 13, 2004

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A long, skinny penis. Exact opposite of a chode.
Person 1: You have a chode
Person 2: No, i have a quimby
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