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Perverted older man, who sneaks around the neighborhood sniffing and licking bicycle seats.
Damn, creepy ole man Jenkins is a straight up Quimby!!!
by fsufan July 26, 2013
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An underwater fart.
He cut a quimby in the pool with me and it reeked when the bubbles broke the surface.
by Boston Word Maven January 24, 2012
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10.
A long, skinny penis. Exact opposite of a chode.
Person 1: You have a chode
Person 2: No, i have a quimby
by kyle fossman September 12, 2008
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Ok, gross, you don't use quimby like that, way to defile a perfectly cool sounding word... What quimby really means, is, well, simply put, a cool word you can use for anything and everything, for example...
My favorite word is quimby... Or... Ha, he's so quimby, the way he wanders around so aimlessly, girl to girl, asking for numbers... Or... That sandwitch sure was quimby, i especially liked the way the lettuce was layered with the mayo, giving a romantic-esq- feel to the construction, it greatly increased the pleasure i recieved in consuming that sandwitch.
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12.
One who is dweebish or noobie cheese; a fag; a loser; todd mackal
"Who were those quimbies in the camoflouge pajamas!?", "That quimby just stole my sandwhich!", "That quimby just butt in front of me in line!"
by Tom and KEviin October 19, 2007
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13.
(O.)From early 15th Century England. Farmers had problems with Quimbies.
1.A person who sucks farts out of a dead chickens ass.
That there quimby just stole my chicken.
by Jfletche April 13, 2004
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14.
Short for the perfect dump. When an individual takes a dump that is large, perfectly shaped like an "S" and requires no toilet paper at all. A dump that only Oprah Winfrey could be proud of.
I always have a quimby when I eat Grape-Nuts for breakfast.
by Dookie Johnson January 13, 2008
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