Out in your local nightclub Guy A (Roddick) vs. Guy B (Tiger Tim)
A service constitutes initial approach to said clunge.
Return shows recognition of competition.
Badinage ensues and competitors rack up points employing such phrases as 'am goinna ride her ass
like Zorro.'
15 is rewarded by a
minge rub.
30 " " titty flash.
40 " " kiss.
Deuce " " 3 way kiss.
Advantage " " nipple
lick.
Game " " oral.
Set " " penitration.
Match " " anal invasion.
Ejaculation with exclamation ' I am the quimbledon final champion'