Quilification 

(n) The process of systematically replacing standard office stationary with quills and parchment.

"I'm sick of this bloody quilification, Algernon! It takes five times longer to write anything since they took away all our pens and computers!"

Quilification by macduy April 1, 2009

qualifications 

Breasts

She's got perfect qualifications - give her the job!

qualifications by Sophie Wit-Tank February 5, 2010

Theory of HR Quantification 

Theory of HR Quantification is a revolutionary concept in managerial science which states that Human Resource Management can be operated in numerical terms and when done that it will bring sustained competitive advantage. It has established a relationship between sales and quantitative HRM in a manner never done before.

Jim: Are you aware of any new theory which has changed the world but I am not aware of it?
Michelle: mmmm, Theory of HR Quantification?
Jim: Whoo, Sounds huge.
Michelle: Yup, It has brought a turbulence in managerial science

Theory of HR Quantification by Universe213 May 5, 2020

Xquiltification 

The act of making a quilt out of something, as a verb "to xquilify".

OMG!! ROFL! we were playing Scrabble and Ryan came up with the George Bush word "Quiltification," then added a silent x at the beginning to make it fill the whole board and get all the triple word squares, making the new word "Xquiltification".

Xquiltification by Nathaniel Staggs April 4, 2009

Qualifications 

Those physical blocks that stop you from doing what you enjoy for a living

I was an amzing artist, I could of saved the world with my awesome Talent, but not having three BA degrees caused the world to be destoryed by art obsessed aliens

Thus if you don't go through boring shit for about five years, you don't get Qualifications and don't have a life, despite your skill in anything.

Qualifications by Jdeadevil1223445323132 June 12, 2010

qualification 

FUCKKKK YOUUUUUUUU

qualification

qualification by Word_God December 13, 2018

Qualification to sing with akon 

Having sex in the last 30 minuets (from Lonely Island and Akon song "I Just had Sex")

"Since I had sex twenty minutes ago, I have passed the qualification to sing with Akon."

Qualification to sing with akon by You know Who, or do you? September 4, 2013