sour apple quickstep 

Delightful euphamism for diarrhoea

'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'

sour apple quickstep by Toni J January 14, 2008

Kansas quickstep 

The runs.

"He's got a case of the Kansas quickstep"

R. A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

Kansas quickstep by Zy The Fly February 6, 2009

bombay quickstep 

Having the needs to urgently visit the toilet, the runs, the trots.

Joseph ate something spicey last night, that has clearly given him the bombay quickstep

bombay quickstep by Stormtrooper X October 30, 2017

Green Apple Quickstep 

Squirty shits that often result in eating an Apple before its ripe. Usually come on quickly and without warning. Causing the victim to make a run for the nearest crapper.

Look at that stinky Pedro run, boy must have a case of the Green Apple Quickstep.

Green Apple Quickstep by its426 October 22, 2003

Fermanagh Quickstep 

Fermanagh Quickstep is where two people have sexual intercourse together.

Ahhh I'd be a fan of the Fermanagh Quickstep myself.

Fermanagh Quickstep by cianm December 5, 2021

Green Apple Quick Step 

Referring to the quick step dance move seemingly taken on by people who have to run to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea. Here say suggests that green apples can induce such a predicament - hence the moniker.

This is popular slang in the medical community when referring to patients who have such a reaction to medication such as lactulose given to patients with liver disease.

In popular culture, this was also the name of a 90's grunge band from Seattle.

Dr. Jason prescribed lactulose to Steve who promptly did the Green Apple Quick Step making it to the bathroom with a photo finish.

Green Apple Quick Step by Keithrn October 7, 2009

Quirkster

When ur just a quirky little quirkler little quicky quirkster and ur so quirky quirky quirky quirkstar

“Oh so ur a little quirkster huh ur a little f*ckin quirky little guy huh little quirkster”

Quirkster by Kylen Red December 21, 2020