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36. Snoozypie
A wet dream that happens at an inopportune or embarassing time, typically during a public power-nap or quick mid-day snooze.
I fell asleep in class today for just a couple minutes and I had an embarassing snoozypie right in front of my professor!

or

Jeff got more than he bargained for when he tried to catch a nap on the subway. Everyone heard him moaning right before he snoozypied his pants. You should have seen his face when he woke up and realized what he had done!
37. Haynesworth
The temporary suspension of consciousness i.e. to fall asleep, nap, snooze, doze off, or siesta.

Derived from Albert Haynesworth who is the laziest human being currently alive.
After enjoying a tremendously large portion of turkey during my Thanksgiving dinner I was loaded up with tryptophan. The level of tiredness was so great that I had no choice but to give in and take a quick haynesworth.
38. ninja nap
falling asleep without no one noticing.
Eman: Hey wheres Don?
Marty: There he is, hes asleep.
Eman: Oh man, hes quick. He ninja napped.
39. PDN
Stands for Pre-Drinking Nap.The act of getting some rest before going to th bar or party in order to go hard all night. Popular with college students.
Natalie: So what's the plan for the night?

Carrie: Dinner at 4:30, a quick PDN, shower party, then we're hitting the town for a crazy night!
40. Quban
a QUick Beat and A Nap. Also known as a jack off session followed by a standard nap. Usually follows the end of a lonngggg work day.

Pronounced CUBAN
Bro my parents weren't home when i got home from work, def took advantage of that and threw a quban

I think he throwing a quick quban in before his date tonight.
41. Nap
INTENTIONALLY going to sleep for a short amount of time. Normally 3 or less hours.
Well I just got done with class so I think I'm going to go take a quick nap.
42. napocalypse
When you mean to have a quick nap, but instead sleep for hours and throw off your schedule.
"What happened to you? You missed the show last night."
"The Napocalypse hit."
"Ah, ok."
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