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The Queens Ubiquitous Ever-Lasting Patrol (QUELP) was founded in 1365 by Lord Henry Thistletwat of Bristol. It continues to this day to serve the reigning Queen with pride and integrity. The Patrol consists of 50 men, 4 Knights of the Realm in charge of operations - which currently consist of drinking tea, discussing Edwardian politics and shouting at the Swiss Guard stationed outside of QUELP HQ - a wooden log cabin occupying 74 acres in East Manchester, just a stonesthrow from Buckingham Palace.
The word 'quelp' has become synonymous with a proper and decent gentleman, to which all other men aspire.
By George, he sure is a quelp. The other day he saved my daughter from addiction and wrenched my family out of poverty.

Why if I were only a quelp instead o'a dirty prole, I wouldnae haf to werk in mi pa's sex shoppe.
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(As used in US military) Annoying or senseless bureaucratic requirement
Did you get the latest E-mail on re-doing the fire extinguisher training? It's just more queep.
queep by Falcon31 August 19, 2006
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queep querp QueZ quelp quep queap Quemp Queze DON’QUEZ Ja’Quez
He play too dam much, he always bothering someone. But at the end of the day he is still a good friend...
p1: U play too much Quez

Quez: ik that's just what I do..
QueZ by orjirhrrrfj February 23, 2017

Ja’Quez 

A nigga that love his girl Never cheat and treat them like a queen

So if you have a Jaquez keep him
Ja’Quez is a loyal ass nigga keep him
Ja’Quez by Rayblock600 May 29, 2019
A male with a very large penis
I love Quez.
Quez by Sombody225 November 21, 2021

DON’QUEZ 

A tall dark skin average looking guy he is shy don’t talk a lot attracts a lot of females he is also a hoe talk to multiple females
That DON’QUEZ boy is a tall cute ass dark skinned looking boy
DON’QUEZ by Kayla!65 April 17, 2018
While Will was fucking Christine in the bathtub she querped and they both laughed.
querp by DubsB October 11, 2006