a queltch is simply where a guy shoots his load into a female or males anus and then quickly grabs a straw, sticks it in their partners butthole and drinks his own seman
man, i went over to shirleys house last night and tried one of those queltch things ive been hearing about... pretty good!
by Brian Fulcher January 14, 2006
Top Definition
a play on two sexual terms combined; queef and feltch, resulting in cum farted out and/or sucked and consumed from a vadge
Stephanie was french kissing my vadge last night after Bork squirted a load in me and she said she'd love it if i queltched in her mouth
by chaosfuqer June 22, 2007
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