Heterosexual guy: No way. Those guys always make me feel bad for having nose hair.
Sexually Deviant Boy: You should hold hands.
Sexually Deviant Boy: Now straddle Tabitha.
Tabitha: I guess.
Nancy: *jumps on*
Sexually deviant Boy: Now Tabitha take your top off and Nancy kiss her tits a little.
Nancy: I don't know.
Tabitha: We don't...
Sexually deviant Boy: Fine I guess you two aren't as sexy as I thought.
Laine: *reading national geographics in the corner* Lay off the queer pressure.
Person Two: "I don't know...maybe...I mean..."
Person One: "Oh come on! You know you want to! Give into the queer pressure!"