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"paved roads such as the Union Turnpike"

THE Union Tnpk? Who the fuck say's "The"? It's Union Turnpike assfuck. You have never been around here have you?
Lock yourself in a cage in Upstate Orange County where you are from and throw away the key. Just make sure the computer is far enough away from you.
by LongIs November 23, 2004

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