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An old, dried up piece of cunny
Grandma's pussy has turned to queef jerky!
by Alexander Papsmear April 07, 2005
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An expulsion of air when a man jerks off (or is being jerked off) with lube or lotion and creates a farting sound.
Stacy made a farting sound with my dick while giving me a hand job; she called it a queef jerky.
by James Longfellow February 05, 2010
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