| 1. | queef smuggler | ||
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When you collect someones queef in a jar and release it in another room Pippa was a known queef smuggler, she smuggled Mairianne's queef into the dining room last tuesday.
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| 2. | cwaft | ||
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the slight bit of air that is very slowly released from the vagina, less explosive than a vagina fart or 'queef', has a traditionally tangy odour that girls cwaft smelled disgusting, or can you cwaft into a jar so i can sell it on e-bay
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| 3. | pickled queef | ||
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A vaginal flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results. It's Easter Sunday! Today would be a good day to open up one of Grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar
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| 4. | Dairy Queef | ||
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A female who is sort of trashy. the kind of girl who would make a loud juicy stinky queef then roll up the windows and laugh about it the kind of girl who stirs the kool aid with her fist, licks mayonnaise off her spoon straight out of the jar, and might possibly put sour cream in the guacamole to make it 'creamier' That girl looks like a Dairy Queef, maybe you should go hit on someone else.
That girl should be 'DQ'd' for looking like a "Dairy Queef" "Did that nasty moist queef sound come from that nasty trashy girl over there?" "Yeah, that Dairy Queef over there did it" EW! |
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| 5. | Q Sizzle | ||
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An Emcee who also goes by the Sizzler, Herbert Hoover, or Johnny Sweatpants. He is known for a zany sense of direction and not having an inner monologue. Also known for getting incredibly baked up for long hours and not making much sense (if any). He also eats copious amounts of snacks when baked. Did you see Q Sizzle, he's so high he ate an entire jar of cheeze dip.
Damn, he won't be poopin for a week. |
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| 6. | ouzhan | ||
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a very obese man who loves corn shoved in his vagina, very likly too queef when he meets you, ouzhan is a synonym for queer. loves having sex with jiffy jars. have you met the new ouzhan?
did you see him ouzhan that jiffy jar. |
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| 7. | Canada's History | ||
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To perform a proper Canada's History, you will need one each of the following: balloon, gerbil, Canadian transvestite, hockey stick, maple leaf, (2) homosexual males, wide mouthed maple
syrup bottle (half full), large funnel and family sized tub of Vaseline. Engage in vaginal sex with the transvestite using the hockey stick (with whichever end floats your boat) hard enough to induce vaginal flatulence (queef) and using your mouth, capture these "queefs" and transfer them to the balloon until it is softball sized. Using the funnel and as much Vaseline as necessary (read: possible) insert the gerbil and balloon, in that order, into Homosexual A's ass. Have homosexual B (to prevent a Hate Crime) strike Homosexual A in the lower abdomen with the hockey stick with sufficient force to puncture the balloon causing the keistered gerbil to asphyxiate on the contents of that balloon. Excrete the contents of Homosexual A's rectum onto the maple leaf. Discard the punctured balloon. Wrap the gerbil securely in the maple leaf and deposit into the half full, wide mouthed maple syrup jar. Let stand 4-6 hours, serve warm over pancakes. The Canadian equivalent to a Waffle House has a suspicious, indescript building behind it offering a free Canada's History with the purchase of any Canadian national culture magazine.
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