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when someone is completely wasted that he/she ends up looking like Quazzie Moto from the Hunchback of Notre Dame. This look is often characterized by one eye shut and hunching over (maybe a little drooling, too)
Girl 1: I tried calling Brett last night so we could meet up... I called like 5 times.... He answered once, but all I heard were grunts and heavy breathing.

Girl 2: Don't take it personally, he was quazzie
by :):):):D January 04, 2010
a really hot tranny
That quazzie is smokin' hot.
by Kelsey Ashlee February 16, 2009