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A person who is... queer, gay, and retarded!
Lance is such a quatard.

"I may be gay. I may be even retarded, or maybe even queer. But John, dont ever call me quatarded!"
by Jimmy and Mikey November 03, 2006
pronounced ka'tard.
1.One who is so stupid he is dumber than a retard.
2.A word stonger than retard.
3.-ed, When a situation or something is so stupid or annoying.
1.Man that guy is a total quatard, he has hook-on phonics and connect math.
2.James isn't retarded he a fucking quatard!
3. Our football team lost 41-0 agian that's fucking quatarded.
by king of rock November 02, 2006