What you call a person who buys you stuff you don't want.
Person: Hey dude. I just bought you some dog food for your dog.

Other Person: What the hell!? You know don't have a dog. Why would you buy me this?!

Person: Just thought you would like it.

Other Person(mutters): Damn quashmonkey.
by wontonhouseofbro August 16, 2010
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