-adjective
bert-a-licious.
1.
something or someone that possesses an aura of unparalleled quality or status. Sick as F*ck.
2.
a mental+physical condition in which the effected person operates or thinks in ways "normal" people cannot imagine, much less reach in their life.

Warren is one of the six colleges at UCSD. UCSD is already known for being social dead. However, Warren takes social dead to a whole new level with the help of Warren Reslife.

UCSD and Warren student only get one day out of the whole year to finally loosen up. That day is known as Sun God. However, the two overpowered deans of Warren Reslife decide to walk around that day and ruin the only day warren students can actually have fun. The deans will burst through your door, charge you with lies, and insisting on taking everyone and their mothers to the detox even though everyone is clearly not intoxicated.

The worst part about Warren Reslife is that once you are unfortunately caught by them, they insist on making your life a complete hell. You will be bombarded with lies and accusations of things that you didn’t even do. They will try to end your college social life for a complete year and threaten to end your schooling at UCSD upon the first offense. Compared to the other colleges at UCSD, warren reslife takes alcohol violations very seriously. Drugs, other controlled substances, eating babies, or sodomizing rabbits are okay in their eyes but the most serious offense is underage drinking with a bunch of friends. For drinking you will be put on probation for a year but for raping a freshman you will get a basic warning.

verb, LeBroned, LeBroning, noun

verb
1. the act of being superior at a task for a majority of the time, only to fail the task at the end
2. the act of your mother sleeping with Delonte West

noun
1. arrogant douche who claims his life is far better than yours

Death n. v. - Used to describe a situation where someone fails horribly at what they were trying to do. This definition is normally used in reference to competitions and contests where a person or group may want to describe their crappy performance.

A local fraternity at Hope College. Known as the Centurions, they are pretty averages guys who you wouldn't necessarily guess to be in Greek Life. All have an unhealthy obsession with making jokes about buttsex and having small dicks. Many talk like they are from California also. They can be heard all over campus with their distinctive "whoop whoop" call between brothers. Not everyone knows them, but everyone that does know them loves them.

A series on HBO about a group of mostly hipster 20-somethings trying to hustle their way to the top in New York City. The show started in 2010 and opens with the song "I Need a Dollar" by Aloe Blacc.

A ninety day period. Or three months.

Derived from the phrase: "Ninety days is all it takes to change everything about your life." From the book, "The Alabaster Girl" by Zan Perrion, and widely used in his lectures and talks.