| 1. | Quafro | ||
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A person who is one quarter African American, or a Quafrican, that also has an Afro, Mia "Whats up Honkey Adonis?!"
Maddy "Nothing what's up with you my little Quafro?" Mia "Nothing Major Just embracing my blackness." |
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| 2. | blathlete | ||
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An athlete of african-american descent. Often used to refer to african-american college athletes by jersey chasing female college students. Sarah: I totally found a new blathlete in my sociology class to stare at all quarter. The like WHOLE football team is in here.
Kaylee: OMG there are like no blathletes in my upper level accounting class. What class is that? I'm totes switching in |
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| 3. | Nostril American | ||
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A more politicly correct term for the Jewish community. Similar to African-American, Nostril American is the word to say. X: Your such a Jew, you stole my quarter!
Y: Hey, I am offended, I am a Nostril American X: You still stole my quarter. |
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| 4. | Made in America | ||
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A phrase that was used on many manuefactured goods that has lost its former glory, and continues to disappear at a rate of 20% every fiscal quarter.
Also something that is part of an elaborate scam that is used to sell Chinese products to the Japanese and any other of the various people that mistakingly think that we are fascinating and that our goods are of superiour quality. My shoes say "Made in America. If I keep these, their value will double every three years. (even if I wear them)
African person: My Mickey Mouse shirt says "Made in America." Other African person: *Bang* now its My Mickey Mouse Shirt. America rox! |
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| 5. | Tiger Woods | ||
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A mixed race professional golfer, sometimes ignorantly misidentified as being African American. This is due to the nonsensical and horrifically racist United Statesian "one drop" rule, which states that "black" ancestry is so disgusting that any trace of it disqualifies you from belonging to any other ethnic group, regardless of whatever other heritage you have. In reality his heritage is one quarter Chinese, one quarter Thai, one quarter African American, one eighth Native American, and one eighth Dutch. Tiger Woods (born December 30, 1975, in Cypress, California) is an American golfer, widely considered to be one of the greatest golfers of all time.
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| 6. | skeet | ||
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v. To ejaculate. The word, a prime example of African-American barbarism, is primarily found in the primitive tribal chantings of rap/hip-hop "musicians" where, along with the majority of the rest of any given song's lyrics, it is repeated at high speed for several minutes at a time; also, as with other rap/hip-hop lyrics, its usage is spread by rampant and shameless plagiarism, which will maintain its usage in this rudimentary form of "music" for the next 20 to 30 years, or until rap/hip-hop "musicians" are rounded up in pens and slaughtered to be processed into food and clothing products. Ex. 1:
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"Skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet..." Ex. 2: I'm normally a mellow, easygoing guy, but today I had just bought a new 12-gauge shotgun, and it was the wrong day for six kids in a gold-plated 1947 Ford Motherfucker with a quarter-inch of ground clearance to yell out their window at me while driving by at a tenth of a mile per hour. I distinctly remember that just before I put six shots into the stereo speakers in their doors and trunk, I heard something that sounded like, "Skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeetskeetskeet skeet... |
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| 7. | quigger | ||
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He or she who is less than 1/2 African American. 1/4 Black becomes quigger (quarter-nigger). Nick: I have black blood in me.
James: You do? Nick: I told Eric i'm about a quarter black but it's probably a bit less. James: You quigger! |
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