A slap to a womans vagina
OMG He just quarmed me and i Quifed!
A word I imply is used by liberals and lefty do-gooders. I invented it to use when making an impersonation of libeal lefties guardianistas such as road procing inspectors, council tax inspectors and oter jealous liberal do-gooders. It makes the statement it preceeds sound stupider than it already is.
"Quarm! Road pricing inspector. I demand to check your road pricing tag"
"Quarm, I demand to enter your home to snoop for improvements and raise your council tax accordingly!"