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Quackson 

The correct pronunciation of croissant. It is mostly used by fans of Tom Holland and other English people. This should be the only way to say croissant.
Staahhp I coulda dropped my Quackson! Tom: “I love a good quackson!”
Quackson by Brie Avocado June 7, 2018
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quackson 

The best way to pronounce croissant. Said by our baby, tom holland, and we love him for it. even though it’s sort of a meme, his fans still call croissants quacksons
tom: can you fetch me a quackson from the bakery?

person: do you mean croissant?
tom: no, i mean quackson 😂😂
quackson by tufcarrot February 8, 2019

Quacksalver 

This is very old slang, but is still used occasionally It refers to a person who falsely claims to have medical knowledge or qualifications, especially one who dispenses pills, potions and ointments that have curative properties. The word comes from the Middle Dutch word kwaksalver which means one who sells salves and ointments. Although seldom used nowadays quacksalver is the origin of the term quack which means pretty much the same thing.
Johnny’s in hospital with pneumonia, his doctor missed it!”
“What did you expect, the old bastard is past it and no better that a quacksalver.”
Quacksalver by AKACroatalin March 18, 2019

Quackson 

Tom Holland being a cute smol bean and his Britishness helping him not being able to pronounce croissant. Then getting memed for it not being able to ever live it down.
“She ate a quackson for lunch today.”

quackson 

quackson is Tom Holland’s way of saying croissant because of his sexy british accent
A: I could really eat a quackson
B: Don’t you mean croissant?
A: yeah but... Tom Holland 🙄
a quark is a fundemental constituant of matter
Observed in 1968 through deep elastic scatter
We found that protons aren't as simple as we thought
We thought they were solid particles but they are not
Protons in fact are made up of three separate pieces
It just gets more confusing as our knowledge increases
But that is what a quark is; It's a piece of a proton
And they also make up other things including the neutron
And with leptons and bosons, unless something's amiss,
They make up everything that we can see and that we know exists
Things made up of quarks including protons and neutrons
Are composite particles that physicists call hadrons
Many types of hadrons are theoretically described,
But most exist for only very brief amounts of time
Quarks have electric charge, color charge, mass and spin,
And having color charge means they exist solely inside of
Other kinds of particles and cannot exist alone
Which is why quarks have never been studied on their own
Quarks can join together in two different ways,
Baryons and Mesons, but most instantly decay
If a particle has three quarks, then it's a baryon,
And if there's one quark and and anti-quark, then it is a meson
Man did you hear that Hank Green song about quarks?

Strange Charm? Yeah! It totally got me into atoms and stuff!
quark by ♥Nerdfighter♥ August 29, 2011