The gunk that unpredictably shoots out of a pregnent womans vagina after she gives birth.
"OH GOD THE QUARF HIT ME IN THE EYE!!!" said the gynacologist(vagina doctor)
when a girl thinks she has to queef and she accidentally sharts
This girl in my hall walked into the bathroom and from the shower, i could hear her quarf.
When a girl farts and queefs at the same time.
Jen had to bust some ass. So she tried to secretly let a fart out and had a queef at the same time.
Alex "Ew Jen did you quarf?"
Jen "..... Yes...."
During sex Lindsay pushed out a queef and farted by accident on her partner.
Josh "last night during sex Lindsay quarf'ed on my dick and balls! It was gross"
To fart out one's male reproductive Peehole.
i quarfed out of my dick
to vomit so violently as to expel air from the vagina; to simultaneoulsy "queef and "barf".
If I have to smell another one of your farts on this Wild Turkey hangover, I may quarf.
A Quarf occures is when a man's is masturbating and beings to make a slimy sound. Mostley happens when he hasnt cleaned off the seemen from the previous masturbation, also known as a Fish Dick (Smelly Dick) which is simalar to Fish Taco (smelly vagina) for women.
bill: man, stop jacking off!!
joe: how can you tell im stroking softley
bill: well you dick keeps on Quarfing.
Quantum Resonant Fields
Harmonic frequencies at the subatomic level produce quarfs when that aid in superluminal communication.