Quantumsexual 

Someone whose sexuality and/or fetishes fluctuate rapidly, changing seemingly at random, and aren't fixed unless directly observed.

A bastardized version of the Uncertainty Principle and Observer Effect of Quantum Mechanics, Applied to ones Sexuality.

That bitch was into BDSM and guys one minute, and hated them the next. Whats up with that? She is totally Quantumsexual.

Quantumsexual by 090876510bna November 2, 2014

QuantumTV 

An insane person who files false copyright strikes over and over again.

"QuantumTV is insane and needs to be put in his place, that place being a dumpster"

QuantumTV by WeeMentalJo April 26, 2022

QuantumTV 

Black guy who hates black people and anyone who criticized him

QuantumTV is a dumbass

QuantumTV by SUMFURRYTHING June 8, 2022

Quantumites 

-A hard working Quantum Network employee

-A name that is used to refer to other members of the Quantum team. A quantumite is anybody that works hard to make Quantum a better company. Quantumites are proud of the name and wouldn't trade it in for any other

Quantumites by D.Vargas July 20, 2011

QuantumTV 

A person that believes and claims they are untouchable and have not gotten any type of consequences after breaking the law multiple times over the internet, making horrible comments in a negative manner, claiming a hacker has removed their comments when they alone have done it, scamming people of money for a service they claim they are professional at but yet has been proven they are not a professional at all by multiple people.

We have so many QuantumTVs on YouTube that have abused the DMCA multiple times. wish YouTube would do something about this.

QuantumTV by Commander8750 July 6, 2022

QUANTUMIZE 

To make your dreams come true. Scientifically, this happens when you think of something you want to do, your thoughts then activate the growth of brain cells. This then guides your subconcious and concious through the steps of manifesting that dream into reality. The trick is, you must act apon those thoughts. Matter = thought + design.

Standing up for the first time creates brain cells that are engaged every other time you get up. If you never stand up again, your brain cells will eventually die off, you will then have to re-think what you need to do to stand up and re-grow those cells.

Billy: I am going to make the top 500 richest people in Australia.

James: Oh yeah! And how do you think you will do that?

Billy: I'll quantumize it. You'll have to wait an see...Do you want a job? I'll make you famous!

Another example is in the original Willy Wonker movie. When Grandpa George had to relearn to stand-up and walk after 30 years or so of staying in bed.

QUANTUMIZE by VICKI KARMA October 18, 2006

Quantumpenisism 

A very bad disease, where the man's penis is so small it can only be seen in the quantum realm. only .0001% of the population in the world has it.

Aiden: Broski! I heard that Alex went from Atomicpenisism to Quantumpenisism!

Everyone else: W H A T E V E N I S T H A T

Aiden: his penis can basically only be seen in the quantum realm now, may his dick rest in peace.

Everyone else: F

Quantumpenisism by PP Forest God November 10, 2020