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A state of perplexity
me at the moment
I was in a quandary whether or not to go out
by Chavhunter November 04, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The plural form of quandary.

A state of uncertainty as of what to do.
I've been faced with some rather difficult quandaries. I contemplated selling my children to the local pederast, but instead crossed the Rubicon and bought some Ethiopian children from Sally Struthers to work in the area rock quarry to make the down-payment on my new yacht.
by Cruise Berry November 11, 2007
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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