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1. quanch
a quanch is a person who would serve the world better by being dead.
i hate that guy so much, hes such a quanch.
by gunch Aug 9, 2003 share this add a video
2. Quanch
A very jolly, carefree person who enjoys the simpler things in life. They have a very loud, hearty laugh.
Alex is definitely a quanch

Calvin laughs like a quanch
3. quanch
The skin / fat on the back of the neck that folds outwards when one looks in an upward direction. Generally found on overweight people.
Do you see that fat guy over there? He has a huge quanch on his neck!
4. quanch
Someone with a stuck up vagina.

Somewhere inbetween a bitch and a cunt.
Allison is such a F-ing quanch.
5. quanch
a word that means absolutely nothing;
a word used to describe a nobody.
Steve is a quanch.
6. quanch
A lil geek in year 9 at the forest school
Quanstrom

ps. hi quanch
by james Nov 27, 2003 share this add a video
7. quanch
the act of being a quinn, or "quanch."
Quanch is a Panch who pooped in his pants.