Official is a word which me and my friends have used for many years, we use in the context of which proucts or person etc is supperior and therefore the best. As a rule the first of a particular product is automatically official, however a product can overtake another with superior price or quality.
If the person for example is annoying and you dislike him you may then to decide to use the term unofficial which is basically everything which is not official.
Finally the last context is an act done by someone, which is pulled of perfectly and is generally good all round. If however they bail that is unofficial.
There are other contexts obviously but far to many yo put here (e.g. place, name, colour etc) so use in whatever context you like, but make sure its an official context.
Product: "heinz ketchup is official!", "this own brand ketchup is so unofficial".
: "saterlite tv is official", "cable is unofficial"
Person: "God dam, that lad is official", "Dean Whitehead is so good at football he is official".
:"Alan Shearer is whack he is the most unofficial person i have ever set eyes on!"
Act: "woah downed a pint in 5 seconds thats official"
: "he tried to claim shotgun after i called it, thats unofficial!"
Place: "Newcastle is official, Newcastle United are the most unofficial football team in the world!"
: "Shefield is a shit hole its sooo unofficial."
: "Sunderland AFC are the best team in the world they are official!"
The country with the totally over rated football team.
Once again LOSING on penalties in germany 2006.They had an easy draw and fell at the first quality hurdle ah well at least they can always talk about 1966
England football team lost again on penalties HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.ROONEY is a thug and deserved to get sent off.
the richest team in the world as of now woop woop woop!
oh my god i wish my girlfriend had the bank balance of Q.P.R, then I wouldnt imagine that I was fucking her sister
|4.||Stoke City Football Club|
Is not a council tax funded meeting place but the greatest football team in all of history, who recently beat Bolton wankers 5-0 in the semi finals of the FA cup and will go on to beat Manchester shitty city in the final. Their display on the pitch is always to premiership quality. These "fans" are seen at every match proudly wearing their red and white "whatever size" stoke shirts, scratching their perfectly plucked eyebrows wondering why Stoke are such a good team, communicating in the best way possible, singing and cheering the players on. They are known as "the loudest and proudest". They also can be heard proudly mentioning their success in 1972 of winning the League cup, a cup with great value.
Stoke City Football Club have got to be the greatest team ever
|5.||Gateway Regional High School|
A suburban South Jersey school with 7-12th grade education in Woodbury Heights. The four main towns that send their kids are Woodbury Heights, Wenonah, Westville, and National Park but the new School of Choice program receives students from out of district.more...
We are the Home of the Gators with the best football team in all of South Jersey with our 0-Terrible record. The Marching Band/Color Guard has more State Champ titles than the Football program could ever dream of. Our Boys Soccer team is consistently undefeated but everyone knows that they’re blonde homosexuals except resident wannabe rapper #CharlieBlaze. Our other teams are okay except for Basketball which consists of our deadbeat football team.
The Drama Department is split by the Fall Play and the Spring Musical. Both programs range from mediocre to excellent depending on the year. The Choir and Band are okay and Madrigals is good. Our TV/AV club (tries) does the morning announcements. The kids are fine but in recent years it’s become the Island of Misfit Toys.
Most students are white middle-class “gangstas”. There's a small amount of black and Asian kids. There's a decent amount of ‘scenesters’ in the younger grades. Due to the popularity of one band Breaking Tradition, there's an uprising of lower quality garage bands aka Unrelated Issues. Half of the school smokes weed and an even more are alcoholics. The lower the grade is the higher the concentration of yoga pants that flood the hall.
Overall, it's okay.
Overhyped football team that thinks they are god's gift to college football, but when they play quality football teams they lose. A school's whose football team is overhyped, but ultimately, sucks and underachieves.
"Man Virginia Tech is shitty, why can't they win a game that matters? It sucks to be a tech fan, cause the hokies always disappoints!
Denmark is the best country in the world to live in, hence the excessive amount of swedes wandering the streets of Copenhagen, hoping to get a voucher for free citizenship if they buy enough Tuborg or Carlsberg(danish beer).
The northern territories are occupied by drunk norwegians, and faraoese people, of whom the majority drinks Elefant Oel(Beer with high alcohol procent).
Contrary to popular belief, danish people never really visit the other countries in Scandinavia(no, Finland is not a part of Scandinavia, but danes don't go there either - the only thing you can get in Finland of better quality than in De mark is moose brothels), as they have no reason to, simply because their country is superior and they're afraid of being raped by swedish gays(which is 87% of the swedish population. October 2006 census)
Denmark consists of Jylland(Jutland) and the 2 islands Fyn(Funen) and Sjaelland(Zealand). Copenhagen is located on the latter.
Funen is widely considered to be the weirdest place in Denmark, and is only visited when absolutely necessary, for example when going from Sjaelland to the mainland peninusla of Jylland.
Dane(in Sweden): Hey I'm danish!
Gang of swedish faggots(always seen with blue and yellow colors painted in their heads, often mistaken for the colors of their flag, but really it's because they're fans of the danish football team Broendby IF which is(by many danes) considered the biggest faggot team in the danish league, hence the massive amount of negative songs about them): GET HIM BOYS !!!
Dane: GET OFF MY PANTS!!! NOoroarARARgarargAR
Scene: Roskilde Festival(biggest music festival in Northern Europe, held once a year during summer in the danish city of Roskilde on Sjaelland)
Drunk swede: I'm swedish yay lets fuck and listen to rave music!! YEYAY
Danes: You WERE swedish (looking at blue and yellow corpse with an abstractively big rectal entrance, probably caused by sexual assault on a moose)
That's Denmark :)