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synonomous with "I just had sex" it comes from the song by The Lonely Island. Used to describe someone who, big surprise, just had sex.
Socially Awkward Penguin: Watching video by the lonely island . . . parents walk in, are qualified to sing
guy1: Dude, I'm totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!