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8.
1. male version of a queef

2. a queef except from a penis, not a vagina.
he sighed with relief as he let out a hugeeeee quaff.
by sexyb!tch April 05, 2011
 
9.
Jewish, dick sucking, asshole, Greek, whom never answers their phone, and is an incompetent douche. Also a person with a tendency to make your life shittier.
You fucking quaff!
by michaelhunterrr July 08, 2012
 
10.
a Quiff in reverse (instead of air releasing out its sucking back in)
Quaff is the opposite of "Quiff"... instead of a pussy fart coming out, it would go the opposite way "sucking in".
by Juggalicious March 19, 2010
 
11.
Is also slang for a person, who at first may appear to be stupid and foolish. In reality they are perceptive and cautious.
The quaff looks like a bum.
by Quaffmaster November 12, 2009
 
12.
To drink copiously from a vessel while tilting it so far that some liquid also flows around around your mouth and splashes onto your shirt.
It is hard to avoid quaffing from this Nalgene bottle. The opening is far too wide.
by Gliese October 05, 2009
 
13.
an expression of shock, surprise, or anger. It is a common substitute for strewth or blimey from the English, while also similar to OMG from IM speak. It cannot be used in the form of quäffing or anything to such extent.
Quäff! that giant squid just exploded out of my television and onto my couch!
by irwin schwab September 25, 2009
 
14.
The patch of hair on a man's chest
Dude! You can barley see that gold chain umongst that guys massive quaff!!
by PJ Poacher July 27, 2009