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8.
To drink copiously from a vessel while tilting it so far that some liquid also flows around around your mouth and splashes onto your shirt.
It is hard to avoid quaffing from this Nalgene bottle. The opening is far too wide.
by Gliese October 05, 2009
 
9.
1. male version of a queef

2. a queef except from a penis, not a vagina.
he sighed with relief as he let out a hugeeeee quaff.
by sexyb!tch April 05, 2011
 
10.
to take/cop/steal/obtain something in large quantity
All I wanna do is quaff treats all day
by Bobby DeG April 22, 2009
 
11.
an expression of shock, surprise, or anger. It is a common substitute for strewth or blimey from the English, while also similar to OMG from IM speak. It cannot be used in the form of quäffing or anything to such extent.
Quäff! that giant squid just exploded out of my television and onto my couch!
by irwin schwab September 25, 2009
 
12.
The patch of hair on a man's chest
Dude! You can barley see that gold chain umongst that guys massive quaff!!
by PJ Poacher July 27, 2009
 
13.
quite simply a fanny fart
when a girl shoves beans up her anus, chemicals from them seep into the pelvic reigion and she amitts a high pitched rasberry called a quaff
by owler May 27, 2009
 
14.
a Quiff in reverse (instead of air releasing out its sucking back in)
Quaff is the opposite of "Quiff"... instead of a pussy fart coming out, it would go the opposite way "sucking in".
by Juggalicious March 19, 2010