quaff

To Drink Heartily

by Nikki October 7, 2003

quaff

quaff (kwaaff) - The revolting burp one has just before vomit spews from one's esophagus, at which point one knows there is no turning back (Here come da puke).

She could not hold it any longer. A deafening quaff rumbled her entrails like rolling thunder. In a split second her jaw shot down and her tongue stuck out as an ocean of scotch and macaroni spewed from her esophagus, filling her mouth. She tried to contain it, but with each heave, more vomit spewed from her lips and onto her guests. No, Hillary Rodham Clinton would not be winning the presidency this year.

by bjergen July 17, 2006

quaff

slang term used to describe ones hair.
first used by mr.lif in his "Dreadfro" song off the "Live at The Middle east" album.

Im gonna sing a song about the evolution of my QUAFF

by d3n1z da cookie monster August 15, 2007

quaff

kwayf
1.) (verb) to smoke weed
2.) (noun) really blazed

1.) "Wanna quaff after school?"
2.) "Let's get quaffed, man."

by nkuy and jmargs March 12, 2009

quaff

1. male version of a queef

2. a queef except from a penis, not a vagina.

he sighed with relief as he let out a hugeeeee quaff.

by sexyb!tch April 5, 2011

quaff

to take/cop/steal/obtain something in large quantity

All I wanna do is quaff treats all day

by Bobby DeG April 22, 2009

quaff

the action of gas escaping through your pee hole also known as a fart from the shaft

sick dude that quaff smells like animal ass

by neez/roddie September 3, 2004