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Quadruped Position 

Aristocratic term for the sexual position that the plebeians refer to as "doggie position".
Where the woman places herself on her hands and knees, while the man positions himself behind her on his knees. Often grasping her by her hips or placing one or two arms around her waist.
Thomas: "Beatrice, might we try quadruped position for our intercourse tonight?"
Beatrice: "Yes Thomas, I believe the modification may be invigorating"
Thomas: "Wonderful Beatrice! Might I suggest Gautier Cognac to mark the occasion?"
Quadruped Position by Rizzey January 23, 2023
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quadruplets 

Four kids who have the same mom and on the same day.
Nicky,Ricky, Dicky,& Dawn is a show about quadruplets
quadruplets by Arizamiranda6 May 30, 2016

Quadruesome 

An orgy consisting of no more and no less than four same-sex partners.
Mark had a quadruesome with three pool-boys behind a dumpster in a Puerto Rican alley.
Quadruesome by Jerifus June 24, 2016
The action of a biped falling over and becoming a quadruped
Bruh I just tripped on a banana peel and quadruped
Quadruped by 2biffsbangin January 28, 2022

Quadrapedophile 

A four-legged animal that seems to have a thing for younger animals, regardless of the species.
I went to the zoo and I saw this little deer-lookin' thing trying to hump a baby zebra crossbreed. What a quadrapedophile!
Quadrapedophile by 0_noez January 12, 2014

quadrupedofile 

Man who takes delight in feeling up baby quadrupeds.
Man 1; Can I go play with you goat.

Man 2; No you can't you quadrupedofile
quadrupedofile by TehBIGrat August 1, 2012

quadrapedofile 

A dog that likes to hump little boys.
Dude #1: Look at my dog nailin' that little brat over there in the playground.

Dude #2: He's a fuckin quadrapedofile!
quadrapedofile by Tiny Gorilla August 8, 2009