Quadruped Position 

Aristocratic term for the sexual position that the plebeians refer to as "doggie position".
Where the woman places herself on her hands and knees, while the man positions himself behind her on his knees. Often grasping her by her hips or placing one or two arms around her waist.

Thomas: "Beatrice, might we try quadruped position for our intercourse tonight?"
Beatrice: "Yes Thomas, I believe the modification may be invigorating"
Thomas: "Wonderful Beatrice! Might I suggest Gautier Cognac to mark the occasion?"

Quadruped Position by Rizzey January 23, 2023

quadrobeer 

A construction of multiple beers designed to limit trips to the refrigerator, increase consumption rate, and reveal to the world your incompetent math skills. It is created by positioning three beers into a triangular shape then holding them together using duct tape. The quadrobeer is completed by simply responding "quadrobeer" with no further explanation when someone asks "What is that?"

Coux: What the fuck are you doing, Blue?
Blue: Quadrobeer.
Coux: But there's only 3 beers...
Blue: Quadrobeer.
Coux: You're a fucking moron, Blue.
(Blue begins moping)

quadrobeer by Coux December 8, 2012

Quadrapedophile 

A four-legged animal that seems to have a thing for younger animals, regardless of the species.

I went to the zoo and I saw this little deer-lookin' thing trying to hump a baby zebra crossbreed. What a quadrapedophile!

Quadrapedophile by 0_noez January 12, 2014

Quadruped

The action of a biped falling over and becoming a quadruped

Bruh I just tripped on a banana peel and quadruped

Quadruped by 2biffsbangin January 28, 2022

quadrapedofile 

A dog that likes to hump little boys.

Dude #1: Look at my dog nailin' that little brat over there in the playground.

Dude #2: He's a fuckin quadrapedofile!

quadrapedofile by Tiny Gorilla August 8, 2009

quadrupedofile 

Man who takes delight in feeling up baby quadrupeds.

Man 1; Can I go play with you goat.

Man 2; No you can't you quadrupedofile

quadrupedofile by TehBIGrat August 1, 2012

quadraped 

The past tense of the verb "to quadrape", which is the act of four individuals raping a fifth person simultaneously. This word does not mean "a four-legged animal".

Phil and three of his buddies quadraped Ben.

quadraped by Oawysi.Aretog July 21, 2008