| 1. | quad venti non-fat latte | ||
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A strong cup of coffee with lots of milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large. Customer: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?" Customer: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?" Barista: "Whatever." |
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| 2. | Big white whale | ||
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Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners. The big white whale likes to drink quad venti non-fat latte.
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| 3. | quad venti non-fat latte | ||
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A large cup of coffee flavored milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large. Big white whale: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?" Big white whale: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?" Barista: "Whatever." |
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| 4. | Big white whale | ||
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Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners. The big white whale likes to drink quad venti non-fat latte.
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| 5. | Venti | ||
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A Starbonics word that means 20. Referring to the pint sized coffee flavored milk beverages they sell. Ms Creosote: "I will have a quad venti non-fat latte with 8 shots of mocca, 4 shots of vanilla, all mixed up in a bucket, with a double serving of whipped cream on top."
Barista: "Would you like a wafer-thin mint with that order?" |
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