| 1. | outta-whack-back quack | ||
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official name for a chiropractor / informal: may be shortened to ‘back quack’ You should never pump heavy weights without wearing a body belt – ‘cause you’ll only end up at the outta-whack-back quack, Jack.
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| 2. | DO | ||
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1)Doctor of Osteopathy
2)One who could not get into a real medical school and was faced with the decision of becoming a nurse or being a DO. Johnny smoked way too much weed during college and barely graduated. He's a perfect candidate for DO schools.
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| 3. | glorified bartender | ||
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A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."
I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor. Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?
Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun. Her doctor was just a glorified bartender. |
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| 4. | quack | ||
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Stupid ones who believe that they are in an honorable position, though their entire reality is, in fact, based on a pile of crap Psychiatry is a profession for quacks--no one can truly understand the human mind.
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| 5. | Meducated | ||
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A condition reached when, being sick or injured, a person spends countless hours online researching and self-diagnosing, rather than going to an actual doctor and actually getting better.
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| 6. | Chiroquacktor | ||
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a useless "doctor" who cracks your bones and charges you money so the joints will swell later, making you have to go back for more bone-cracking relief. total quacks! Shit LeRoy, Hanrahan should never have gone to that damn chiroquacktor for his back! Now he goes every other week and he can't even pay his telephone bill!
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| 7. | colpo | ||
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colpo: A case or instance where someone posts false or erroneous information in articles or blogs on the internet. A fake, a phony. more...
Like "a Troll" but a troll posts junk on other people's chat boards, a colpo *owns* the site where they post the rubbish, thus they cannot be banned, also they may have gotten a dubious publisher or even home-published an entire book full of it. The difference is a 'phony colpo' uses fake scientific-looking studies & may even sport a phony BS or PhD college degree, but it's nearly all fraudulent. A "phony colpo" is a "Dr. IM Troll, B.S., RD, or PhD, Esquire" It's often someone who is unqualified but purports to be knowledgeable on some topic such as health, nutrition, paleo, diets, crossfit or personal training and will cite skewed studies & then doctor them up convincingly in order to dupe the public. It often involves using unscientific anecdotes, debunked hypotheses, and fringe conspiracy theories to help cover lies up when their incorrect information is exposed. For example, if you see excuses such as they are the 'only ones' who know this, or somebody like 'they' (whoever 'they' are), the government, or 'the mainstream', or big-something, are trying to 'hide the truth' from you, it's all an effort to get you to believe in their scheme. The crucial part is that they are posting fake information trumped up with lots of false yet 'scientific looking' articles and citing studies in order to appear scientific, but it's all false. A fraud. |
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