A country situated in the Southern part of North America (that's not South America by the way) that is full of citizens who are convinced that America is the only free country in the world and if you said something bad about the government anywhere else, you would be arrested, tortured, and eventually killed. In reality, there are countries with more freedom than America. Most Americans have not left the USA, therefore, are not certain that other countries exist. Also, the majority of Americans are heavily geographically challenged and are convinced that:
A. The USA is a continent.
B. England is about the size of a paper clip with a population of about 12 who are stuck in the 6th century.
C. Haiti, Cuba, and other Carribean Islands are in Asia.
D. Canada isn't a real country.
E. America is the most technologically advanced nation in the world.
F. God should bless America...and no place else.
G. All immmigrants are illegal.
H. England would be speaking German if America didn't step into WWII.
I. Russians are still communist (sometimes contradicted with the question, "whats a communist?").
J. Everybody who is not American hates their country, loves America, and would die to live there.
K. The English language originated in America, and the English themselves speak a totally different language.
L. There is a language called "American".
M. America is the only country with electricty.
N. If you are not religious, you should be treated like crap.
O. America rules ...

a language derived from Latin and spoken by the people of the country of Italy. Here's a pronunciation guide:

A = pronounced like (AH)
AI = pronounced sort of like (EYE)
AU = pronounced like (OW)
B = pronounced like (B)
C = pronounced like (K) when next to A, O, U, HI, HE, R, L
C = pronounced like (CH) when next to I, E, IA, IO, IU
D = pronounced like (D)
E = pronounced like (AY) with single consonants
E = pronounced like (EH) with double consonants
F = pronounced like (F)
G = pronounced like (G) when next to A, O, U, R, L, HI, HE
G = pronounced like (J) when next to I, E, IA, IO, IU
GU = pronounced like (GW)
GN = pronounced like (NY) as in CANYON
GL = pronounced like (LY) as in TALL YARD
H = pronounced silent makes G and C hard next to I and E like in the word "SPAGHETTI"
I = pronounced like (EE)
J = occurs in foreign words; pronounced like (Y)
There is no K
L = pronounced like (L)
M = pronounced like (M)
N = pronounced like (N)
O = pronounced like (OH)
OI = pronounced sort of like (OY)
P = pronounced like (P)
Q = pronounced like (KW) when next to U
R = pronounced like (R) but it is rolled like in Spanish and Latin
S = pronounced like (S) and pronounced like (Z) when it is surrounded by vowels like in "POESIA"
T = pronounced like (T)
U = pronounced like (OO)
V = pronounced like (V)
There is no W
There is no X
There is no Y
Z = pronounced like (TS)
ZZ = ...

most minorities are racist as hell against all white people

A derogatory term for any homosexual in general. See butt pirate or ass bandit.

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo are 4 letters of the phonetic alphabet which is used over a radio so as not to confuse letters such as "B" and "D". It is one of the greatest songs ever.

_L337 guide_
A=4
B=B
C=( or c
D=|)
E=3
F=Ph
G=6
H=(-)
I=1
J=j
K=K or l<
L=!
M=/\/\
N=/\/
O=Ø or 0
P=P
Q=Q
R=r
S=$ or 5
T=7 or +
U=()
V=\/
W=\/\/
X=xx
Y=¥
Z=Z

_Additional notes_
1.In L337,abbreviations are commonly used although they are not part of L337$p33k(These do not become symbols).
2.Any word ending in "ck" becomes "xxØr" in L337.
3.Certain words are also unique to L337 e.g.73(-)(the) and /\/\3(-)(my)Sentence in L337:
\/\/(-)3r3 1$ 73(-) |)ØØr???

Examples of additional notes:
1.O.M.F.G. ZØ/\/\b13$!!!
2.73(-) $733/\/\ RØxxØrz.
3.73(-) dØØd Pwn3d /\/\3(-) Ph4(3.

The original online gaming language. It is pretty much the OGlanguage of gamin. U u53 07/-/3/2 13773/25 0/2 /\/U/\/\83/25 /=0/2 7/-/3 />14(3 0/= 13773/25.

A=4
B=8
C=(
D=/)
E=3
F=/=
G=(-,
H=/-/
I=]
J=_/
K=/<
L=1
M=/\/\
N=/\/
O=0
P=/>
Q=0_
R=/2
S=5
T=7
U=\_/
V=\/
W=\/\/
X=><
Y=';'
Z=2

This doesnt mean you have to use all those, most people chose to only use the one symbol 1337 letters.